Government conspiracy theorist: Welcome. I am a government conspiracy theorist. This is a government conspiracy.
We have decided that there is conclusive proof of alien contact, however, the witnesses minds have been wiped, and the government is trying to hide it from us! We shall watch the video now.
(Government conspiracy theorist walks off)
(Bloke holding stick walks on, without stick, stands on right hand side)
(Bloke who sees aliens walks on, on left hand side)
(Bloke holding stick picks up stick with saucepan lid tied to the end and waves it around a bit.)
Government conspiracy theorist Pause the tape there please. (Walks on and points at saucepan lid) This, THIS is conclusive proof of our invasion by alien forces. This is OBVIOUSLY NOT a fake. The government have been hiding this from us. Continue the tape please.
(Bloke who sees aliens points and starts gibbering)
Bloke who sees aliens: a-a-a-a-a-a ALIENS!